So a little over 6 months ago, they started building 4 huge “luxury town homes” (were not aloud to say row houses, that sounds too blue color or dare I say Baltimore). They are more or less done now. They are huge (you could fit 2 of our house in one of them), have elevators( because you know 3 floors, who would walk all the way up them), 3 decks, off street parking, all shinny and empty. I looked them up on mris yesterday and found they are going for $875,000. You heard me right, that’s 3/4 of a million dollars for a row house. About a million things have come to mind as I’ve watched these things be built.
- you bastards took my view (almost entirly blocks my view of downtown)
- could I have anything in common w/ some one whose house costs 7X mine (petty but kind of true)
- why cant they just renovate row homes in my neighborhood to be comfortable livable row homes for normal people, not just “luxury people”
- why cant modern day masons learn to do arches anymore, for real, what’s up w/ those dorky key stones they have to use
- I’m sure those rich bastards wont be moving in w/ kids, because if some one could afford that house /wanted to afford it, they probably wouldn’t be moving to the city w/ kids(sad but true)
I’ve been mulling this all over for a while, then read this editorial by dan rodricks, which put the climbing rate of homicides in Baltimore into a very sad economic perspective. Basic gist I got out of it was, could the advancing home prices in Baltimore lead to progress in decreasing the amount of homicides in our fair city. The idea seems plausible, more people w/ money move here, they want their investments to be secure, keeping them secure and equity rising would mean they would need homicides to decrease. All sounds very much like a side plot on the wire. Something where string bell(rip) buys a “luxury townhouse” on the water in canton, and then convinces his soldiers to cool it, for business sake. Bringing the connection of homicide to the drug trade is obvious, just read any of the crime reporting in Baltimore and you’ll see a pattern, the homicides == drug trade. The sad reality of crime and specifically homicide in Baltimore, is that if your not involved in the drug trade your reasonably safe.
I guess the question is will the people w/ money, start to consider themselves not “safe” because their money invested in the property isn’t safe? If that’s what it would take to help save the 95% of Baltimore that isn’t 3 blocks from the water, then level my house and bring in the condos. I doubt it though.






